My Stones Rock!

Everyone knows that Californians are a little different (that may be a news flash for those of you who’ve never heard that; it’s probably because you live in Cali). They have drum circles, they smoke more weed per capita than most states, and are primarily used to eating real, authentic Mexican food. Heads up, people! If you think you've had good Mexican food and you live outside of bordering states such as California, Texas, Arizona, or New Mexico, you have no idea what you're talking about. Besides the many other interesting things about Californians, my most recent favorite things are called healing crystals (aka my stones). Yup, you heard it here first. I am toting around some damn rocks in my pocket. However, these rocks are magical. Yes, you heard me right: magical. I have one that's called Tigers Eye and it looks exactly like one. I have another one that looks like a jelly belly which makes me hungry. But my favorite one looks like an M&M and no, that is not the reason why I like it. It's my favorite one because it makes me feel hella good inside. Like, no joke. Whenever I hold it and look at it, it has this calming affect which I really can't explain. I know, some will say it's fake but don't knock it until you try it (I feel like that should be the tagline for the state of California). 

Call Cali what you will. I will call it home.